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It’s fairly easy for movie couples to get to “happily ever after.” But which pair will stick together the longest after the credits roll? Ponder the pro and con of each option.
Josie & Sam, Never Been Kissed
Pro: They’ll both be into Shakespeare recitations as foreplay.
Con: Mr. Coulson fell for someone he thought was underage so… red flag?
Sara & Hitch, Hitch
Pro: Can’t get any worse than getting roundhouse-kicked off a jet ski.
Con: Hitch is basically a fancy practitioner of The Game.
Sally & Harry, When Harry Met Sally
Pro: They’ve already survived Pictionary, Surrey with the Fringe on Top, and cake frosting on the side.
Con: He’ll never give her a ride to the airport.
Sara & Jonathan, Serendipity
Pro: Fate-tested.
Con: What to eat and watch also subject to being decided by elevator doors.
Hildy & Walter, His Girl Friday
Pro: Both have a thing for fast-talking quip battles.
Con: What could go wrong with remarrying your ex?
Anna & William, Notting Hill
Pro: A lifetime of reading together on picture-perfect park benches.
Con: Also a lifetime of the paparazzi taking photos of you on said bench.
Rachel & Nick, Crazy Rich Asians
Pro: Nice being crazy rich!
Con: Very dependent on the mother-in-law’s vibes.
Abby & Harper, Happiest Season
Pro: A warm, eccentric, and loving family.
Con: Riley.
Mary & Steve, The Wedding Planner
Pro: If you’re in danger, Steve will save your life.
Con: If another beautiful woman is in danger, Steve will also save their life and potentially fall in love with them.
