Places You Do Not Want to See the Closet Guy from ‘Hereditary’

A non-exhaustive list.

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  • Beau’s Mom’s attic
  • An airplane bathroom
  • A smaller closet
  • On your Ring camera right after you go to bed
  • Behind the counter at your local pharmacy
  • On the opposing team’s bleachers at your kid’s baseball game
  • Handing out kombucha samples at Costco
  • At an Arby’s drive-thru window
  • In the sauna
  • In the Heelers’ closet while casually watching Bluey with your family
  • Answering the door at your Airbnb
  • Popping into your Zoom meeting unannounced
  • Subbing for your dental hygienist
  • Waiting under the veil on your wedding day